A friend sent this to me. I seriously LOL’d — this is so funny!

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April 22, 2012, at 7:14 pm March 17, 2012, at 8:04 am Last night, John took us out to dinner to celebrate the beginning of our spring break. We realized after dinner that we needed to purchase a few groceries before heading home, so we went to a nearby Wal-mart. As we were going through the health and beauty area of the store, we found these products and I couldn’t stop laughing (I think the margaritas I had at dinner contributed to my uncontrollable laughter). What’s with the monkey theme?
February 11, 2012, at 5:16 pm February 8, 2012, at 8:30 pm April 19, 2010, at 6:37 pm Yesterday, Camden and I went grocery shopping. We saw one of those stickers you can purchase that is personalized with your family’s last name and the first name of each family member. You know, the one with the cute little stick figures to represent each family member. Well, I was looking for a parking spot and I quickly glanced at this sticker. I felt so terrible for this family for possessing such a horrible last name. It wasn’t until I got a closer look that I had a good laugh!
August 27, 2008, at 5:34 pm July 27, 2008, at 9:18 pm October 31, 2007, at 9:01 pm I received this joke from Carolyn. It absolutely cracked me up! ************************* Bed Sheets An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the entire incident, walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?” The drunk, still staring down replied: “I think I just beat the S@#T out of a ghost!” ************************* |
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